#The saga is over for now

[zhukzucraft]

HE DID IT HE DID IT THE CURSE IS LIFTED!!!!!

bonus

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

odysseus: what doesn't kill me better start running, because now i'm fucking pissed

*six hundred strike starts playing*

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

He tries to talk to some swans. They don’t respond.

Encounters a wild Voronwë.

SURPRISE CAMEO: Who is that tall Man with his long sword drawn, running about screaming ‘Finduilas’? The absolute madman.

“But Elemmakil, you know me! I’m your bro!” “No dice, Voronwë. Looks like you’ve got another bro now. We can’t let you in.”

Elemmakil lets them in.

Ecthelion: Why is there a mysterious cloaked figure at my gate?

Tuor: Move aside, downer. What the messenger of the Lord of Water wants, the messenger of the Lord of Waters gets.

Yes, he did actually refer to himself in third person.

Wait, it gets better.

The mysterious cloak in question was given to him by Ulmo. This whole time, he has been using it to cover up the hauberk from Vinyamar.

You know, the one thing that proves he is who he says he is.

Well he waits until he has passed all seven of Turgon’s extravagant gates, at which point ‘his cloak fell down’. Which I can only assume is the fancy way of saying ‘Tuor flung it from himself like he was Gandalf revealing his new upgrade’.

Tolkien being like “and THEN Tuor—” who has already been raised by elves, escaped thraldom, and lived as a wild outlaw for some enrichment “—took his harp which he carries with him ALWAYS and also he’s quite skilled :3” like. I know you love your guy but have you ever heard of less is more.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, in the middle of being interviewed for a podcast, is like, oh hold on. Then fails to hit the mute button before asking, “Hey, are you done being a bitch today?”

A voice off-camera that’s definitely Steve says, “Are you done being the most annoying person on earth?”

Eddie: So no? You could have just said no.

Steve: …I could have also left you in hell

Eddie: Yeah, maybe you should’ve. I would’ve turned into a mutant vampire creature and I would’ve escaped, and then I would dedicated every day of my life to ruining yours.

Steve: You are. Currently. Ruining. My. Life.

Eddie: Yeah, yeah. You big drama queen.

Steve: I’m the dram- no, I’m not doing this. I’m taking the dog on a walk. You’re not invited.

Eddie: Didn’t want to come anyways….Love you.

Steve: Love you too. *slams door*

Eddie:

Eddie, muting himself: So anyways

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[tategaminu]

[m4rs-ex3]

callum feeling small and insignificant just being in the throneroom

vs callum practically kicking down the doors and waltzing in guns blazing

[goblin-grandee]

They call him Odysseus "I miss my wife" of Ithica

[junietuesday]

i make myself laugh sometimes 💙

[reputayswift]

TWILIGHT in TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ♜

↬ happy birthday @darcyolsson

insp. (xx)

[a-driftamongopenstars]

i am not immune to the first destiny cinematic where they find the traveler. and i'm normal about it.

[hecates-corner]

Y’all, the god of the sun is not Apollo.

Eurylochus “killed” the immortal cattle of Helios.

[pianokantzart]

SUPERSTAR SAGA YOU CAN'T JUST PUT ME THROUGH ALL THAT AND THEN GIVE ME A TIME LIMIT TO GET OUT OF THE SHIP BEFORE IT EXPLODES WITHOUT GIVING ME A SAVE STATE FIRST THAT WAS SO SCARY PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

[chickensauras]

Ok listen. I just have *some thoughts*. Thoughts I can't articulate. So I drew this instead :U

Ref image is from ch. 6

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, giving out too much information to his TikTok audience: I would never wish for my husband to have a seizure… I do want him to stay home from work.

Balled up tshirt: *hits Eddie in the head*

Steve: Don’t jinx me!

Eddie: I’m not! Those are two separate statements heavily implying you should call off.

Steve:

Steve: How many more days are you going to be dramatic about the school year?

Eddie: 3-5 business days.

Steve: Okay.

[potatopassenger]

Nami reassuring Vivi that of course they're going to help her! Did their journey together mean nothing to her? How dare Zoro have other reasons than helping Vivi! Then immediately panicking she's shown too much emotion and falling back to threats